Rude. Ungrateful. Fuck you.
June 2013
I'm shopping for Avengers bedsheets at Target for my dorm. There's 2 left, I grab one, and so does a little boy with his mom.
- Me to boy: Wow, we got lucky! The last two, just for us!
- Little Boy: I know! *Then he starts staring in awe at the Avengers*
- Boy's Mom: Are you buying those for your little brother?"
- Me: No, it's for me, for college.
- Mom *looking at me weird*: But these bedsheets are for little boys. It's really not appropriate for a young woman, especially a college student.
- Me: Wait, so it's "appropriate" for little boys to sleep on top of hot grown men in spandex, but it's weird when a college girl does it?
- Mom:
- Mom:
- Mom:
- Me: Have a nice day, ma'am. And rock those Avengers bedsheets, little man!
when people unfollow you and you’re left wondering which post was the final straw
my greatest dream is to swim in an ocean of orange soda. it is a fanta sea.
the nominees are
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
and the winner is *opens envelope*
- adele
this post isn’t even what it first was and that makes me so sad
instead of adele i wrote “this delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich”